«Help, my son is taking photos of his penis!»

Your son probably just wants to know what his good piece looks like from a different perspective. That's understandable and is not a reason to despair per se. However, in the context of the whole #MeToo debate, I can understand your concern. The only way to deal with it is to talk to your son and make him realise that private parts are not a good subject for text messages. Tell him that nude selfies have already brought down the mayor of Baden, Geri Müller, and even more powerful men.

You found your son in a situation that made you both uncomfortable. There is probably a part of you that would like to trust your son and rely on his common sense, and another part that is worried about «youthful recklessness» with serious consequences. As difficult as it may be for you, take heart and talk to your son about it. You can apologise for bursting in like this and show understanding that the moment was embarrassing. Ask him why he took the pictures and discuss your concerns.

Embarrassing for everyone involved. But shit happens, and once it has happened, you have to forge it while it's still warm. So: Explain to your son that creating and, above all, sending dick pics is not only a rampant bad habit, but that it can also get you into a pretty big mess (see above). Cite examples: Anthony Weiner (currently in jail for sexting), Geri Müller (was voted out of office) etc. Be clear, but unhysterical.

